California rest in peace

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

hermahoganysoul:

someday-itwillbeokay:

yunzi:

A bus stop with swings

Except the truth is even better. This is in montreal and every summer they put up a series of musical swings. If you look in the background you can see more people swinging away.
Each swing is a set of four and has its own unique sound, but if you are in perfect harmony with the other 3 seats then an actual song is played. The theory is that you communicate and interact with people more if it’s for a specific goal and if you’re having fun

omfg this needs to be everywhere

Moving to Canada.

vaccums:

rapeshed:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what the hell oh my god

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

do he got the booty?

no

John Frusciante - 909 Day

33 plays

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

So, write a bit about myself, okay...
I guess i'll start with the bands i like; I'm fucking obsessed with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, as you can tell from the title, so like yeah, if you follow me you'll see a lot of that. I also like: The Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Weezer, R.E.M, Nick Drake, the Foo Fighters, Biffy Clyro, Queens of the Stone Age etc.

(Also, i think that it's basically impossible to not sound like a dickhead in bios whatever site it may be so yeah, i apologise)

ask submit